That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”
“No what?”
“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
“No what?”
“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
Get the lukemug. this man will have a 1 inched, eat stigs to fill him up, call you a nigga, be a nigga, and everything in-between. he is ass at handball and can't even say hi to a girl.
How Luke starts a conversation:
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"
by The Fat Voluptuous Coc September 8, 2020
Get the Lukemug. by the grey sisters July 2, 2020
Get the Lukemug. by FAGGOT THAT GEWTS PUS*Y October 21, 2020
Get the Lukemug. by K33ly August 27, 2017
Get the Lukemug. by the kid who gets loads of puss November 30, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke are pure assholes. They will go girl to girl searching for the “right girl” but later on in his life he will realize that he let the right girl go. He’s too caught up in his good looks and nice body to care about anything but himself. He will break every thing he touches and leave girls crying themselves to sleep. If you ever find a Luke, run for your life.
by Bdcjsnsbid April 17, 2019
Get the Lukemug.