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Letter Abuse

When someone adds unnecessary letters to words. Letter Abuse is most commonly found on Facebook status updates of teenage girls. Letter Abuse serves no purpose other than to irritate anyone with at least a 5th grade education.
The following is an example of common Letter Abuse found on Facebook/Texting:

Heyyyy im so excitedddd about homecomingggg!
Going to the gameeeeee
Lets eat at Subwayyy laterrrrrrrr
spellingggg thiss wayyy makess meee lookk stupiddddd
by yourgrammarishorrible October 22, 2011
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Letterbox

When u beat ur knob head with a tenderiser untill its flat, u lay on ur side and penetrate ur mrs so it looks like ur delivering a letter. U must shout "Postman Pat has delivered" as u climax for added effect. Bonus points if its an interracial threesome as it will create the illusion that jess the cat is there with u
"Ayo u wanna letterbox tonight?"
by Dragomir The Goat May 8, 2021
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Black Letter

A break up letter. A short, impolite letter you send to someone to break up with them rather than doing it in person.
by edward.r.meow August 24, 2010
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Portuguese letteropener

When the women is hanging upside down, sucking the mans dick, while getting pounded in the face by his scrotum
Last night i found this Portuguese letteropener and i gave it my girlfriend, 20minutes later she left with a big red spot the size of my balls on her forehead.
by You Nigga You April 12, 2011
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Solo Letter

when someone comments with only a single letter on Facebook
he responded with just one letter, he posted a solo letter.
by Modest Meganium October 5, 2011
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Love Letter

A Better Yandere Simulator which started as Lovesick, and unlike the original, it took 2 weeks to make it.
Have you seen Love Letter?, it looks better than Yandere Simulator, however it is still in development, but I can't wait to see it soon
by SBoyKun September 14, 2020
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5-letter system

The 5 letter system is essentially LGBTQ: 5 letters. The 5 letter system is broken when a person sexual identity starts with a letter other than one of the 5 letters.
I have a friend that is gay, but it's fine by me, because it respects the 5-letter system.
by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021
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