Lettuce

not that great, only some people, basically okay

"i mean shes alright, shes a lettuce"

by thebestest123 January 25, 2017

Lettuce Pray

When you do a semi spiritual dance, usually done in Washington DC, where you put your legs in a ballet position, put your hands in a praying position and sing "what do you want on your hamburger? Lettuce PRAY lettuce PRAY" and dance to it. If done correctly the salad man will dance on ur face

Christel: Show me your salad dance!
Gianna: i usually only do it in DC
Christel: aw please!
Gianna: ok! What do you want on your hamburger lettuce PRAY lettuce PRAY *summons lettuce man*
Christel: what a bad idea

by Lllovaticcc February 12, 2015

head lettuce

another name for hair

"hey man you need to cut your head lettuce"

"dude i just shaved all my butt lettuce"

"i got wax all in my leg lettuce"

by omglols1 August 7, 2009

Lettuce

Money just Like cabbage.
Or Weed as in Drugs.

I got to got to pick up some lettuce.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 22, 2004

Wet Lettuce

When a woman rubs her labia on someone’s face. The female version of a turkey slap.

You should have seen how drunk Kyle was at the party, he passed out on the floor and Monica gave him the best wet lettuce ever!

by WettLett March 28, 2018

lettuce crinkler

A fart so smelly that it instantly wilts lettuce

She ate so much guacamole today her farts are Lettuce crinklers.

by smelly nelly March 6, 2014

Lettuce

A green substance, earthlings mainly eat this on sandwiches, burgers and raps. Not to be confused with kale.

"Man, burger king has some slimy af lettuce on their burgers."

by Klosztuka March 5, 2016