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lurking hippo

a quite practical joke involving removing the lid of the flushing compartment of a toilet and shitting into it, then closing the compartment leaving little to no evidence. the unsuspecting victim may wait months to realise why the toilet stinks like shit all the time and it is starting to flush out brown water. named such because of the way it bobs in the top for a long time like a hippopotamus.
Dave: Man I hate the guy thats hosting this party.
Jim: Yeh, so do I. Hes such a fuckwit.
Dave: Well, luckily i just left him a lurking hippo to thank him for the invite.
by dannyphantom101 June 21, 2010
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lurking

That Sam McBrearty is always lurking around the place isnt he?
by kopitekid November 4, 2016
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turkey lurking

One who will screen phone calls from frieds, avoid people that he/she knows in public, or abandon previous plans without notice to participate in activities that should never be discussed with anyone. (ie. Hoggin', cheating, stealing, stalking)
"I tried to call Dave three times and he didn't answer the phone, you know he's turkey lurking tonight!"
by Mr. Barwick January 5, 2007
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lurking

When a girl, typically named Laryssa, is randomly spying on, or boredly observing someone or something, or suspiciously looking for something to do. For Laryssa to be bored and gathering useless information about something or someone to possibly use against you in a funny situation, she would be lurking.
Laryssa is bored at home. She trained her cats to use the toilet instead of the litter box. Her cats were on the toilet and looked out the door and caught Laryssa lurking around the corner watching them.

bus boy at work:"damn, look at all that money they left on her table!"
random server:"you better not touch it, Laryssa is somewhere lurking and that bitch will stab you with a used fork!"
by justdre October 18, 2008
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crack-a-lackin

something that is too cool for wurdz
kerra and austins partay was crack-a-lackin!!
by shanaynay lewis December 28, 2005
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Crack-A-Lackin

It is considered to be a pharse to greet someone or to complement someone....
so ENJOY! :D
For example:

"She has a crack-a-lackin outfit on today!"

OR

"Hey Morgan, whats crack-a-lackin???"
by The Elvis Lover March 1, 2009
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crack-a-lackin'

How'd you do on that test?

I was crack-a-lackin' that shit!!
by Owen k December 26, 2005
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