Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else

I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers

by The Captian May 5, 2015

laerxz

Def: A way of saying goodbye, mostly when typed. Usually used with messenger programs.

Background: Started with later, then lerz, then laerz, then laerxz

"I'm going to sleep, laerxz"

"laerxz bitches, im gone"

by Shane/LT January 22, 2005

laerrgrr

when you are upset because something didnt go your way..you say laerrgrr

When kaitlin couldn't hack into her laptop, she said "laerrgrr".

by Acoustic June 25, 2008

Lagered

Coloquial term for getting lashed in the UK, whereby lager is the beverage of choice. Often carried out by young males as part of night out.

Fancy getting get bloody lagered tonight m8?

by Mk2 August 24, 2009

Lafser

An extremely motivated person who is often confused and lacking clear direction. From the words laugh and laser. Focused like a laser but utterly fails causing immense laughter.

Wow! Did you see that Lafser? Yeah! I told him that one hand keg stand was a bad idea.....he wasn't hearing it!

by Raider of the Lost Jake January 13, 2010

lamerci

The type of ratchet ghetto chick that will use her child as a pawn to make the father mad because she's a non-factor in his life. Will only have a job for a couple of months out of the year just to claim her child on her taxes. Sleep in old basement with her lesbian lover. Just all around distasteful vengeful demeanor.

Omg! Please don't don't be a lamerci tonight we need to focus!

by WHACkyKnAcks March 15, 2017

Lakeriah

A skinny,caramel,sexy and, sassy girl that knows how to handle her business. She got them hands and all the boys want her, that particular girl that distracts all the boys with her dark brown eyes.

Oml there go Lakeriah, yall better watch out I heard she mean as hell.

by Arizoni July 20, 2018