yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm
Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
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Has a girlfriend but she's not cute or nice and he should be with me and anyone would be lucky to be with Landon
Girl A: I am so happy I'm dating Landon
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok
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She made a rocket ship out of poof land and ended up in wauktown or... minimexico! There she became the poof on a roof because she had nappy hair that poofed like a lion.
She is the one and only poof among the world therefore other poofs need to kill themselves!
She made a rocket ship out of poof land and ended up in wauktown or... minimexico! There she became the poof on a roof because she had nappy hair that poofed like a lion.
She is the one and only poof among the world therefore other poofs need to kill themselves!
by Lani The Poof God June 26, 2008
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Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!
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