Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.

“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”

by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019

Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".

Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.

by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023

Lance

A lance is someone weird not many people know ,but its cool when you get to know the lance

Do you know lance? Ohh yeah that gay bitch

by Itsasecret186 November 6, 2022

Lancing Out The Bracketusulyu Of Back Smackers For/////

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Lance

Hottest man Alive. Super loyal and will never leave for anybody else. He is more sexy than Ivan and luke

My boyfriend Lance, is so handsome

by Kumalala Chesta June 8, 2022

runningfree lance

When u meet runningfree lance your heart will melt, he will take your soul for a ride and play marko polo when he's had enough. Very polite man has excellent manners but when u make him anger the whole world shakes, in bed he's the dominant he will touch u like u never been touch before making your body quiver for more giving ur body and mind a nice relax feeling when all said and done. Don't be fooled by this man he will rip your heart out smiling when expect you to be ok with it

Runningfree lance is free man born to run never settle for less

by i8oneb4u November 22, 2023

Lance

If you name is Lance your absolute garbage. Your trash at instruments, school, and being athletic. If your name is Lance why are even born. You disgrace to humanity.

Wow Lance is trash

by Lance’sRequiem November 6, 2019