Keith

Shy simple quiet type. That sits back and watches. Has a heart of gold and will give you peace and love. He watches over you without you even knowing. His tender touch and beautiful eyes will cause your heart to skip a beat.

Oh my, see that guy in the corner, he is such a Keith.

by simplethoughts February 3, 2010

suge knight

Grew up a nice kid but ended up getting involved with bloods, pistol whipping, stripping and robbing two men who used a pay phone he was waiting on, forcing a glass of piss down a guys throat who refused to give up p diddys mothers adress and other such nutty shite.

Crips killed tupac after he (and suge)beat the crud out of one of their members. Suge got shot too, so it's hard to beleive he set it up.

by TexasSyndicate January 31, 2004

the keith

Putting your testicles over your woman's eyes, and your penis over her nose, gonzo, with an added bonus of farting on her forehead, leaving a poop mark.

I gave my girlfriend the keith, and she is no longer my girlfriend.

by K-Nastee October 7, 2011

The Dark Knight

The reason film was made. Has everything you want and nothing you don't.

The Dark Knight doesn't have Katie Holmes.

by Explosive Phil August 17, 2008

keira knightley

keira knightley is an 18-year-old upcoming and successful british actress.

contrary to her looks in a couple of her movies, keira is a natural brunette. she has a lovely face, perfect body, and positively the greatest piece of abs. last but not least, she is the -- da -- person who makes british accent sound lovelier than ever.

some of her most popular movies are as follows:

princess of thieves (2001)
the hole (2001)
bend it like beckham (2002)
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003)
love actually (2003)
king arthur (2004)
the jacket (2005) future production
tulip fever (2004) future production
pirates of the caribbean sequel (2006) future production

a: is that keira knightley in the picture up there?
b: yea, it is.
a: woah, it is signed!
b: yep.
a: fuck me! it is inscribed to your name!
b: yep.
a: lucky bastard!

by alperthereal February 10, 2004

knight online

An online game that is filled with users only able to say : slm, aga, baba, yer varmy a.q., coins plzzzzzzzz, clan+?, party plzzzzzzzzzz.

Knight online
American hosted servers.
Population : 80% Turks 20% Americans

by American player September 14, 2008

The Knights of Columbus

A Catholic service fraternity for Catholic men aged 18 and up. Started by the *Venerable Father Micheal J McGivney in New Haven Connecticut, the Knights of Columbus is a service organization which Catholic men participate to support the Roman Catholic Church and people in need of service. Often called "the strong Right arm of the Church" Knights pride themselves in humble service for Christ's Church on earth. Knights have financed things such as the March For Life (in Canada and the U.S.A), proposition 8 in California in support of the true definition of Holy matrimony, and have renovated many Catholic Churches all across the world. There are about 1,800,000 members, many from the Philippines, the US and Canada. members in 2008 have contributed around $144,000,000 to charities and have done over 50,000,000 hours in community service hours in that year alone. The values of each members reflect the aims of the Catholic organization which are: charity, unity, brotherhood and patriotism. Because of these 4 values, many knights are in the military and help veterans.

*Venerable is a title given to Catholics who are in the 2nd stage to Sainthood.

Parishioner 1: Oh Robert is a member of the "The Knights of Columbus"?

Parishioner 2: Yup, he ushers at Mass 1 Sunday per month with the knights and helps with renovating the Church and organizes youth activities!

Parishioner 1: That's so cool!

by Cup0Joe February 2, 2010