Kill Doll

1) A ride or die chick

2) A queen who will protect her king

3) A female assassin

4) A Firearm

5) A Bullet

Mobster: So what should we do about the guys on the other side of town? They can't be touched.

Boss: Send a few Kill Dolls their way and see what happens.

Mobster: Sure thing, boss.

by The 6ixthwall March 4, 2021

kill yo dick

shoot yo dick with a gun

josh- "kill yo dick"

tony- *shoots dick with a gun*

by SmallJo March 29, 2021

kill/evan

one of the greatest ppl i know :) i love him so very much and hope everything goes well for him in the future oh yeah and he is the best geometry dash player i know >:D one of my favourite person ever mwa mwa mwa

me: wanna know who my fav person is

random person: sure

me: kill/evan he is the coolest around :)

by Pissbaby<3 October 19, 2021

Kill Gates

Murderous alter-ego of a well-known tech mogul.

Kill Gates won't stop killing until The Final Solution is realized.

by SukyfykuS November 23, 2021

kill the sound man

Something you say when you're watching a horribly-mixed movie or YouTube video, where the music and/or ambient noises are so loud & oppressive that they drown out any semblance of dialogue. Frequently results in frustration, rewinding, missing the plot, and divorce.

***Interstellar, any scene***

Background: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: dae fu---n t----ract! where is the time hole?! *inaudiable dialogue, woman screaming into a helmet*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 11* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Movie: On my m---, 3, 2, 1! ---- ------ -------- -- ----- cost us -- -ears! --- - ----- slick! *toaster gets sent into the sun*

Background music: *Dramatic organ music, dialed up to 13* DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife: What the fuck is going on?

Me: Kill the sound man

by benitzamane December 28, 2021

GoldenEye Kill

When one is playing a competitive video game and two people kill each other at the same time. The term orginates from the video game GoldenEye 007 for the Wii where it was common for that type of kill to happen, with both players killing each other.

Ah man me and xXSniperXx just killed each other at the same time, it was a GoldenEye kill!

by Not WindowsApples January 11, 2015

Insta-Kill Body Armor®

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!

"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"

by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021