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Kyle

kyle is really cool and has a really cool sense of humor but if you don’t understand his jokes you don’t understand it and he’s probably kinda cute too but kyle has an unhealthy addiction to Monster energy drinks and punching holes in his wall.
guy 1: yo did you hear that joke kyle made earlier? it was hilarious!
guy 2: i didn’t get it
by Sara Lyn Bread Co. June 25, 2019
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Kyle

A guy no matter how much you try to get rid of, just keeps coming back. He won’t shut the fuck up until he wins . He is the life of the party and may be a little crazy, but he’s kinda a fag on the inside . He’s definitely a hillbilly.
“Who’s that Fag over there ?”
“Oh don’t mind him, that’s just hillbilly Kyle”
by Itsmodelotimeholms January 1, 2020
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Kyle

A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.
Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.

Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...
by User015 July 16, 2019
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Kyle

An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.
If you see a Kyle, offer a monster and he won't slash your tires.
by Aktually July 2, 2019
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Kyle

This kid is a genuine top block, sick lad who is smart and fucking hilarious.
Today is the day that you became a Kyle.
by Elder Brother August 21, 2020
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Kyle

I’m Kyle and I punch dry wall and drink monster
by GOT NO DAD September 9, 2021
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Kyle

A common name for generic people. Typically, a dude with a tiny hips who is a little more masculine than anybody asked for.
"Kyle fucked Evelyn last night while she was passed out in his bed at the party"
by Fucktrumpdenny November 14, 2018
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