A liberal twit who always knows the deep psychological reasons behind other peoples' beliefs and behaviors. Junior Psychologists come out of their holes to make their pronouncements in college dormatories, in letters to the editor, and in discussions. Like all liberal twits, Junior Psychologists know what is best for you and me, and never miss an opportunity to tell us so.
Fenton is a Junior Psychologist. She knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who drive four-wheel-drive vehicles do so because they subconsciously worry that their penises are not large enough. They buy four-wheel-drives to display as a large penis substitute. She can't conceive of a man -- or woman -- who wants a four-wheel-drive vehicle to explore the wondrous outback of America.
Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who do not vote for Quean Hillary do so because they are misogynist, sexist pigs and would feel emasculated if a woman was their leader. She can't imagine that their are 72 million women better-qualified to be President than Quean Hillary, and that most men would vote for one of them.
Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who own guns do so because they subconsciously fear that their penises are not long enough. They buy guns to substitute for a short penis. She can't imagine that men -- and also women -- own guns to hunt, and to shoot targets, beer cans, greasy-haired Pachuco Boys, and wimpy-ass liberals who want to take their rights away.
Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who are not limp-wristed liberal mush wimps are not because they "have issues" (as she likes to say) with having their bottoms wiped the wrong way when they were infants. She can't imagine that some people do not like paying taxes for sissy liberal social programs, socialist medicine, towing the politically correct party line, or being forced to tolerate the putrid behavior of A-Rabs, panhandlers, and mincing poofters.
Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that men who do not like poofters are subconsciously afraid of their own hidden homosexual feelings. She can't imagine that any people are real men who are attracted to women and who find mincing, prancing, doing dangle dances, playing circle jerk, corn holing, and squealing "weeee" to be insipid, disgusting, perverted, and nasty.
Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that men who do not like Greasy Haired Pachucos challenging them when they walk down the sidewalk have unresolved authority issues and harbor deep-seated racial hatred for people with dark hair and brown eyes. She can't conceive of a man who will defend his right to walk in public without being challenged by a greasy punk.
Fenton, as you can see, knows absolutely nothing. She is nothing but an arrogant, whining, snot-nosed liberal soccer mom who doesn't know Jack Shit.
Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who do not vote for Quean Hillary do so because they are misogynist, sexist pigs and would feel emasculated if a woman was their leader. She can't imagine that their are 72 million women better-qualified to be President than Quean Hillary, and that most men would vote for one of them.
Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who own guns do so because they subconsciously fear that their penises are not long enough. They buy guns to substitute for a short penis. She can't imagine that men -- and also women -- own guns to hunt, and to shoot targets, beer cans, greasy-haired Pachuco Boys, and wimpy-ass liberals who want to take their rights away.
Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that all men who are not limp-wristed liberal mush wimps are not because they "have issues" (as she likes to say) with having their bottoms wiped the wrong way when they were infants. She can't imagine that some people do not like paying taxes for sissy liberal social programs, socialist medicine, towing the politically correct party line, or being forced to tolerate the putrid behavior of A-Rabs, panhandlers, and mincing poofters.
Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that men who do not like poofters are subconsciously afraid of their own hidden homosexual feelings. She can't imagine that any people are real men who are attracted to women and who find mincing, prancing, doing dangle dances, playing circle jerk, corn holing, and squealing "weeee" to be insipid, disgusting, perverted, and nasty.
Fenton knows -- she absolutely KNOWS! -- that men who do not like Greasy Haired Pachucos challenging them when they walk down the sidewalk have unresolved authority issues and harbor deep-seated racial hatred for people with dark hair and brown eyes. She can't conceive of a man who will defend his right to walk in public without being challenged by a greasy punk.
Fenton, as you can see, knows absolutely nothing. She is nothing but an arrogant, whining, snot-nosed liberal soccer mom who doesn't know Jack Shit.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 28, 2008
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similar to senior cup rugby.
young boys devote their life to a game of rugby.
school spirit shining at this young age.
devotion of social life.
no pact made unless very serious team. most players smoke to be cool and up their chances of getting that posh hockey captain from the equally expensive fee paying school near by.
obsessed with using being on the junior team as an excuse to get their hole with some posh bitch!
young boys devote their life to a game of rugby.
school spirit shining at this young age.
devotion of social life.
no pact made unless very serious team. most players smoke to be cool and up their chances of getting that posh hockey captain from the equally expensive fee paying school near by.
obsessed with using being on the junior team as an excuse to get their hole with some posh bitch!
player 1- omg did u see the legs on her at the hockey match. id do her. ya comin behind the shed for a smoke.
player2- yeah she is fukin hot. we'll go for 1 quicky before training. the coach is gonna kill us.
player1- i dont care. he likes me, once i get captain im gonna get my hole with her.
player2- yeah she is fukin hot. we'll go for 1 quicky before training. the coach is gonna kill us.
player1- i dont care. he likes me, once i get captain im gonna get my hole with her.
by joe December 9, 2004
Get the junior cup rugby. mug.to be juniored is to get owned in an argument, to lose a fight, to get punished for being stupid. i.e. "you just got juniored"
by jnr jnr ward December 15, 2009
Get the juniored mug.A sex act that occurs when a large or obese person places themselves on top of their partner during intercourse and uses his/her extra body mass to perform autoerotic asphyxiation.
by Junior Cheesy November 28, 2010
Get the junior's cheesecake mug.The Junior Blue is the mascot for Washburn Rural High School located in Topeka KS. Although a wide variety of definitions exist for the Junior Blue two are widely accepted.
1) One who embodies the characteristics of a student and an athlete
2) A Rooster
1) One who embodies the characteristics of a student and an athlete
2) A Rooster
1) person 1 " dude do you see that guy, he's on the honor roll and starting!"
person 2 " yeah bro, he's such a Junior Blue"
2) The mullet man said it best we're all just a bunch of roosters at WRHS
person 2 " yeah bro, he's such a Junior Blue"
2) The mullet man said it best we're all just a bunch of roosters at WRHS
by 51 Cal. November 16, 2011
Get the Junior Blue mug.A condition that mainly affects high school juniors who have many senior friends, or have prematurely and possibly overprepared for life after highschool.
Sufferers fall into a subconcious notion that they, in fact, are in their final year of high school, and will soon be free from the trappings of compulsory education.
Condition can be either cured when current seniors graduate, or worsened as the junior realizes that they still have a year left and the true seniors are gone.
Junioritis is almost always a precursor to the highest degree of senioritis.
Sufferers fall into a subconcious notion that they, in fact, are in their final year of high school, and will soon be free from the trappings of compulsory education.
Condition can be either cured when current seniors graduate, or worsened as the junior realizes that they still have a year left and the true seniors are gone.
Junioritis is almost always a precursor to the highest degree of senioritis.
K's junioritis is so bad, they keep talking about college plans and "getting out of here"-do they realize they have a year to go?
by bread lover January 7, 2015
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