Conversation jumper

That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck
John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"

Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."

Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"

John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."

Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
by JDMF March 06, 2024
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time jumper

The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.

Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".

"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"

"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."

"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
by dukethejumper March 09, 2024
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gunch-jumper

A person who queue jumps, cuts in line.
Theme parks are always full of gunch-jumpers!
by tskahah! April 07, 2010
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frame jumper

Person who intentionaly walks into someone elses picture or video. Usually making rabbit ears, flashing a peace sign, or some other lame gesture.
I was taking a picture of my friends at a bar when some frame jumper wandered by and stuck his head in the shot.
by si_ex_pat September 14, 2010
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dick-jumper

A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.
Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.
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Dick jumper

A permisculous female who jumps from dick to dick
by Ernie Watkins February 28, 2021
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jumper spuds

Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans
Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why not
by Chazbat May 14, 2007
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