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jonas brothers

Bunch of queers that play shitty crap on a stage probably built by slaves
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy
Dad: Holyshit, Jonas Brothers, quick Stan call 911
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station
by notanoob7778 June 30, 2009
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jonased

last night, allison and me were jonased at their concert at atlantic city <3333
by Michellelovesthejb March 22, 2008
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The Jonas Brothers

A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.
Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'
by Justine Beatle lover August 19, 2009
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Joe Jonas

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

a.k.a. Joseph
a.k.a. DJ DANGAAA
a.k.a. Joe Dirt
a.k.a. Superman
by OhxxSnap August 24, 2007
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Nick Jonas

Human perfection, a Sex God, has a beautiful voice...unfortunatly wears a purity ring.
Nick Jonas's chain is off the mother..
by flalallalalalaalalla August 14, 2007
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Joe Jonas

also known as Joseph Adam Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.
He is the second of four children (Kevin, Nick, and Frankie), and is extremely telented.

He's part of the very successful band The Jonas Brothers,
which beside common belief, is not a band signed to Disney.
They are just affiliates.

Nicknames:Joe, DJ Dangaa, Joe Dirt, Superman
Joe Jonas is the epitome of sexy.
by a person you dont know January 12, 2008
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Oh my jonas

An act of expressing surprise, angst or amusement, without using God's name in vain, whilst also utilising the name "Jonas" from the Jonas Brothers, a popular band in America
Laura - Hey, did you see that dress yesterday from Saks, wasn't it gorgeous
Ashley - Oh my Jonas, i know, it was a really good colour as well
by Jalilalalalalal May 12, 2008
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