Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

jewdging

when someone judges jew harshly

Priscilla: Oh my Gosh! You are weird!
Alana: STOP JEWDGING ME!

by ubie13 September 21, 2013

jewel pool

The pooling of male or female ejactulation in a body contour that holds such pooling.
or (jism)

Jim: "Dude, you should have seen my Jewel Pool I left in Sarah's mouth."
Peter: "Oh yeah, I used the pull-out method on Jenny, and made a jewel pool in her belly button."

by Chi McGee February 23, 2014

Jewdication

Imparting or acquiring Jewish knowledge.

When I explained to a friend about the differences between the celebrations of Jewish holidays in Israel compared to in the U.S., he thanked me for the Jewdication.

by Chiharve October 1, 2014

Jewel bird

A badass bitch. A woman who is the best at anything she does. She's always smart and beautiful.

Goodness that girl is perfect, she's such a jewel bird.

by Manny99999 December 17, 2014

jeweliannah

A person who cares way to much about everything.. and is always in a rush when there is no time limit. A person who will do anything for the person they care about even how wrong they can do you, the person will always care and will always be there.

You kinda remind me of that Jeweliannah person, remeber them?

by Higherthinking December 22, 2016

Jeweldari

A person who doesnt have any purpose in life simply because of their name. I mean honestly, please direct me too their mom so i can pimp slap her for this weird ass name.

Hannah:Omg! Jeweldari is soooo funny!

Kaaliyah: What the hell is a jeweldari? A car? Sounds like something without purpose.

by The Pinhead Larry April 21, 2017