jersey

The livest state on the East Coast the heart of the Tri-state area, cats always wanna diss Jersey but
its live out here,and they mad because they stuck out there in Omaha Nebraska Shotout to the Whole 609, 856, 732, 201, 908,973, the whole JERSEY!!!!

"where you from ock?"
"Jersey"

"oh word damn kid it gets gully out there!"

by illesko April 17, 2006

North Jersey

Part of Jersey that is VERY close to New York and seems more city-like than South Jersey. South Jersey residents love to hate on us North Jersey people because we are more advanced and don't depend on hoes and beers to have fun. Yes, i admit that South Jersey is a nice place to go for the summer, but what the fuck to they do when summer's over? It's a lame ass area once it gets a little breezy. They also seem to be a bit racist, considering that they crack on North Jersey people for their mix of races. Don't be jealous cuz we're more divorce. Most of South Jersey is occupied by ignorant whites who give latinos and african americans the only dirty looks when they visit. South Jersey=Lame. So what if north jersey has some rougher neighborhoods. It just shows that the residents there could adjust to different, harder environments. They don't have to stay in their little simple boring towns in South Jersey.

Megan: Oh My Gahhd! Im from South Jersey & i absolutely love it there !!!

Me: Lame -__-

*North Jersey is where i'm at ;D

by XXiStateFactsXX July 6, 2009

New Jersey

I love New Jersey. There is no other way to explain it. I have traveled all over the country and the world and there is no other place I would rather live. I have lived in Jersey.. no not Joisey... for my whole life until I moved to Tennessee to attend college. I hated it. The day I graduated from college I moved right back home and don't plan on moving out of this state again. Oh, and not to mention that Jersey girls are the hottest!

Tennessee Idiots: "Oh, you're from JOISEY! Do you live like the Suprano's?"
Me: No, fuck off! I live in New Jersey on a farm, and i'm not Italian and I don't live like the fuckin Suprano's!

by HickChick908 October 8, 2005

Jersey Fizz

A crisp and delightful cocktail made up of a simple blend of Grey Goose L'Orange and 7-up.

Silvia: "Hey Bartender Sam - I'll have a Jersey Fizz."
Bartender Sam: "A Jersey what?"
Silvia: (Gives Bartender Sam a dirty look) "You don't know what a Jersey Fizz is?!...It's Grey Goose L'Orange and 7-up!"

by Lil'Kim May 4, 2006

White Jersey

Where you cum on a girl's shirt during an orgy giving her a White Jersey (or shirt).

There was an orgy last night at some guy's house and I gave this chick a White Jersey.

by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

Jersey Swoop

While having sex from behind one quickly removes there penis and forcibly rams it into the girls ass. This must be done with total Jersey attitude. Before the switch You must throw up your right arm in an attempt to signal the change that is coming. This is not to be confused with the "Oopsy daisy" which has no turn signal and does not require a douche bag attitude.
(Note: A skilled person should be able to preform this maneuver in any position.)

"Why did Cassie call out sick?"

"You didn't hear? Mike pulled a Jersey Swoop on her last night. She wont be walking straight for a week."

by somegi May 8, 2009

North Jersey

The richer, classier side of New Jersey.

Hated by South Jersey because we use their shores then return home to our nicer, larger houses and better school systems.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: New Jersey
Person 1: So are you a guido or something?

Person 2: No; I'm from North Jersey

by indignantbear November 22, 2011