Jonathan

A warriors bandwagon

Hates on lebrons greatness

A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom

Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan

Hates on smite players

Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist

Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down

Was once a dagger king

Goes by KING JO
Is very smart

Corrects everyone’s grammar

Thinks he’s always right

Jonathan is a wise man

by J John May 29, 2019

Jonathan'd

The act of indulging in a range of Class A drugs whilst trying to socialise, communicate and mingle with a range of characters in a civilised fashion- and failing miserably. Said act usually would be found taking place around many of the bars around the Finnieston area of Glasgow's westend

The cunt was as high as kite, he was proper Jonathan'd!

The cunt was chewing wasps, he was in full-on Jonathan mode!

by @bubbleteeth June 15, 2019

JonathanSaurasRex

A short name for John or Jonathan

Hey JonathanSaurasRex

by ILUV ACE FAM July 10, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.

Jonathan: I’m the most educated man on this planet
Me: ok but what about your baby hairs?

by anon5562 July 26, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan's are wonderful people. They are usually tall and slender. They are really good at football and are good people. Sometimes they break their bones but they heal fast because they are troopers. They can be in a school band too. They are very adorable and attractive also. They tend to have a medium deep voice. If you are friends with a Jonathan then you are a lucky person

Random person: wow is that Jonathan?

Another random person: yeah he is just so cute!! He broke his hand today. But he will be ok.

by Ratty baddie October 2, 2019

Jonathan

a Jonathan is a man I could never let go of. he's adorable, nice, charming, beautiful. his smile lights up the world like nothin else. no matter how sad, angry, depreso expreso, you are he can always light up your mood. his laugh is contagious, you can never be sad w him. He's an all around giddy person anyone would love to have in their life.

person: your friends with Jonathan lucky!
person 2: ikr

by urmomthabom.com October 20, 2019

Jonathan flaum

Has a massive cock and is crazy with the ladies

I couldn’t even fit Jonathan flaums cock in my mouth last night

by Maxi pad man November 16, 2019