Jason

Jason is an adorable man that usually dates men named ezra. They are known for having really big butts and making yummy poop.

jason: hello
boyfriend: were dating

by Poopoo_69 August 29, 2020

Jason

A dumb unkind kid that thinks he is perfect but really he is dumb asf.

Me: Hey Jason
Jason: Shut up B*****

by Dark Creature September 22, 2020

Jason

A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.

Hes such a Jason type.

by McChicken023 October 20, 2020

Jason

It means July, August, September, October, and November. Or, it is like a shorter name of Jayson. Jason most likely knows a guy named Justin, I could be wrong though.

“Do you have a crush on anyone?,” said Emma.
“Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.

by Austinhere October 15, 2019

Jason

Jason is a sweet and kind person and he will definitely treat you like a queen, he will do anything to make you happy, he’s a athletic and sweet person.

I love jason

by Thatboijason January 11, 2021

Jason

Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.

Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason

by Jason3247 July 3, 2022

Jason

mine.

he's mine fuckers, back off. mine. mine. mine. MINE
jason = mine

by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022