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Jason

Jason is a really gay person who is very social with people when he gets to know them. Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up. He can be a bitch If you get him mad. Jason’s love to argue with people and never know when to stop. He eats a ton of food and has no self control even when he is full. He is a stick who thinks he is thicc.
I can’t believe Jason thinks he is thicc!
by thisdudeisamanwhore May 9, 2018
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Jason

v. To incur an avoidable delay as a result of exercising maximal inefficiency or negligence.
My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 3, 2017
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Jason

A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex
"Jason yeah what a stoopid idiot i heard he fucked Aya yesterday!"
"Yeah! Fuck Jason!"
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Jason

A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.
by McChicken023 October 20, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a very dum thicc boi, he listens to lil uzi vert and makes out with Wali in his freetime. He always get 2 pluses on his tests and he sucks at fortnite.
Jason just gave WAli the rub rub on the nub nub
by saltyserbian May 3, 2018
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Jason

A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.
When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.
by Austin fogg May 6, 2020
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The Jason

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.
Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"
by DlouisD May 21, 2019
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