Jake

Guy with extremely large penis usually takes the blame for everything when it’s not his fault and is attracted to personality then looks

Jake has a big dick

by Anna Barnes February 26, 2019

Jake

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Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.

"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."

by Crazy And Zaki January 7, 2018

Jake

A midget with a hot sister.

Wow look at that Jake's sister, she'd get it.

by tittysprinkles69 August 24, 2014

Jake

One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.

Jake, a guy at your school.

by Jaynie, Krtisten October 5, 2012

Jake

That one weird kid in class.

Hey man, that Jake over there is on a flip phone!

by Potuyit March 16, 2015

Jake

An adorable and gurthy nerd.

That Jake is a pretty righteous dude!

by Saturn's rings May 6, 2016

Jake

A Jake is a fat pig that likes Pizza Hut and nothing else. He will act tuff be really isn’t it and probably don’t have a father or a mother. Some people feel bad for Jakes but I don’t because they always get what they want and they probably support trim

Ew that guy is such a jake

by Bob the rod July 3, 2020