Known to be attracted to children, addicted to kit kats and orders more takeaways each week than a fat kid at McDonald’s. A Jordan is also one to be big headed, thinking he’s the best at everything even though he’s well and truly terrible
Sarah- “Do you want to take the kids to the park, John?”
John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
John- “We can’t sarah, that Jordan is there today,”
by Here’s Daddy August 30, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by GoldenPoop November 18, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. He is very ANNOYING and very dirty minded.
by What’s up😝 November 24, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. A sweet all around boy. Gets very nervous and blushes a lot. Easy to love but hard to let go of. He can't flirt but he tries.Gets the girl of his dreams and never lets go. Great personality and is hilarious.
Girl 1: Guess Who I'm Going Out With? Girl 2: Jordan? Girl 1: How'd You Know? Girl 2: He's Telling Everyone How Great You Are!
by Wella02 June 19, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. 
The nice, sexiest girl ever, she is great under the sheets. she is hot, sweet, smart and everyone is in love with her, or wants to be her
by idontlikeskool January 5, 2015
Get the Jordanmug.