Jordan 

A witty boy who takes forever to reply and goes to bed early, but makes up for it by over-exposing his his collar bones on low-key social networking sites.
Adorable and drives his mom's Benz.

You: "Hey text me!"

A Jordan: *2 1/2 hours later* "After I go crash my mom's Mercedes. But in the mean time, go ahead and look a picture of my protruding collar bones on Eharmony"

Jordan by AWittness-_- November 28, 2012

Jordan 

A fat mess that eats all day

A fat guy "You are so Jordan"

Jordan by Cuntmasher November 6, 2012

Jordan 

to skip school on days of tests or quizzes; to fake being sick to get out of class

The girl pulled a jordan on the day of the physics test

Jordan by ally :P:P:P December 1, 2009

Jordan 

Jordan is another word referring to a gopher, as Jordans tend to be incredibly annoying and immature.

The teacher called the kid in the back row "Jordan," even though his name was "Herbert," due to his annoying nature.

a) Man that kid is bugging me.
b) Must be a Jordan.

Jordan by bliggity_blah April 13, 2007

jordan 

a small, animal like, person who wont shut up :)

person 1: LALALALLALALALALALA !

person 2: SHUTUP STOP BEING A JORDAN !

person 1: okay sorry :$

jordan by jordanisaloudanimal October 12, 2011

Jordan 

Very whorish and overweight.
Likes to snitch on people.
Starts A LOT of drama.
Takes advantage of guys when their under the influence of something, then brag about it afterwards.
Even though they ignore her when she blows up their phone.

Jim: Eww, man, look at that girl over there
Tim: She must be a Jordan.

Jordan by Jenny123 May 21, 2008

jordan 

a Jordan is an amazing person all around. if you so happen to b as lucky as ME and you come across a Jordan never let go and never give up trust me it's worth it. when meeting a Jordan you may be shy even though you aren't a shy person in general. a Jordan male, tale, pale, adorkable, very nerdy at times but it's the cuteist thing ever when your Jordan starts going on and on about halo, he's funny and can be your best freind. he's the best guy you;ll evr meet in your life once you get one you'll know he's "Mr.right" he'll never let you down and will alllllways stand by your side. if by chance you get such a amazing creature don't take him for granted!! you WILL regret it. and when you do meet one don't spend 8 months being shy and to scared to run up to him in a public place and tell him how you really and truly feel. grow some balls and tell him i assure you, you will never want to be with anyone but him you will fall for within 1 to 3 days and that its you'll only want him. once one loves you theres no turning back but honestly why would you? he has very loveing arms so why run from them. just trust me when i say grab a jordan before they're all gone!

girl: hey
jordan: i love you
girl: *melts into his arms*

jordan by skrillexchick August 11, 2012