Infinitillion Smack

A massive onslaught of smacks across the face like no ones business!

Shaniqua used up her sisters tampons, so Shaniqua's sister Infinitillion Smacked Shaniqua across the face.

by Kazuka/TheJester April 18, 2005

infinitard

Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty bureaucracies, and random incompetents that clog a day.

Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream in the glorious infinitard.

by kramsky September 2, 2005

Infini-titty

It is the kind of titty that connects the regular boobage area and the back titties into one continuous tit. You do not know where it begins or where it ends.

Friend 1- "Did you see that fat man at the pool?"

You- "Yeah! His infini-titty went on for days!"

by buckshot_0001 November 19, 2009

Infield Fly Rule

Baseball sexual metaphor for when there's an unequal ratio of males and females at a party and one member of the dominant group leaves to create an equal ratio.

John called the infield fly rule at the party and left so it didn't turn into a sausage fest.

by Shazam814 December 10, 2009

infilit

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

the crackhead taser sociopathic 12 year old infilit

by uwuchanhisscreeperchan November 8, 2020

infinity

(noun)
Infinity is what primary school kids and barely numerate people consider to be the biggest number; but in fact has no finite numerical value.

Guy1:"Wait, so you mean 'infinity' isn't finite?"
Guy2:"Yeah, it's pretty much in-finite."
Guy1:"So... infinity is the biggest number?"
Guy2:"You're really fuckin' stupid."
Guy1:"YOUR STOOPID TIMES INFINITY!"
*Guy2 pulls out a revolver and puts a round between Guy1's eyes.*

by TheresnofreenamesonUD March 7, 2008

Do As Infinity

A talented J-Pop/J-Rock duets band. Consist of a beautiful singer and a cool composer that actually plays an instrument and compose songs for other artist besides themself.

Some of their best songs are : Fukai Mori, Enrai, Tsubasa No Keikaku and much more!

Do As Infinity will last for infinity!

by nnguyen11490 November 26, 2003