Hump the Rainbow

To make comments or actions that provide no value to a conversation or event other than to invite argument or bickering among the participants.

See: Stirring the pot.

Person 1: What do you guys want to get for dinner?

Person 2: Whatever you guys want.

Person 3: Did you hear that Person 1 slept with Person 2s wife?

Person 1: Dude, why do you always have to hump the rainbow?

by lithian1611 December 28, 2009

Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015

Forest Hump

When you go around the country and fuck all day long and you just keep going and you keep going and going and going and then your like I'm tired of fucking tired of this shit and you go to your home town and marry some bitch you knew from your childhood

(Guy fucks for 5 years straight). I'm tired of fucking bitches. I'm going home. Hump Forest Hump

by The world is grim June 2, 2017

dry humping

Dry Humping -or- Dry Sex
The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release, well... release for the girl. Guys complain about it because it does nothing to them. So its sexist sex.

“Dude, dry sex is lame.”

by Heather Inde April 26, 2005

Humping Party

A Humping Party is when you and a whole bunch of friends (male or female) just start humping each other and other friends, random people, etc. While doing it you've gotta yell out "Humping Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty" , to make it official.

Guy 1: Yo, Lisa is looking sexy today

Guy 2: Then lets throw a Humping Party

*Guys 1 and 2 walk over to Lisa and hump her in a friendly way*

Guys 1 and 2: HUMPING PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY.

by Koinz April 6, 2009

Victory Hump

In a fps, after getting a kill, the player stands on top of the dead body and proceeds to crouch up and down repeatedly, therefore it looks like he is "humping" his opponent. For me, this is best done on Halo 2 (Xbox live) because the person you kill can see that you are "humping" him.

After killing player 2, he did his Victory Hump.

by j3ss3!!!!! July 28, 2006

hump ass

Child-bearing hips on a man. This guy has a badonkadonk, usually accentuated by unflattering grandpa slacks; similar to the Hunchback of Notre Dame...but his hump is his ass. This is a very unfortunate condition.

George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development has a hump ass. When a guy wears old man pants, you can easily see his hump ass.

by YuniBroughman November 13, 2010