lamp humper

A moth

Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house

by hl2 stalker scream: March 3, 2024

Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024

Hole Humper

Most commonly used in 'Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege'. Somebody who spends defence preround proned, watching a drone hole.

"There's a hole humper on site"

by Underhandfrog42 January 19, 2025

Stuffy humper

Someone who humps stuffed animals

That girl is a stuffy humper,

by The dog down the street April 1, 2025

Trumper-Humper

Someone who has a severe case of dick-riding Donald Trump.

Oh my God! Bethany has just posted on Facebook how Trump is going to "Make America Great Again". She is such a Trumper-Humper

by BD-26 May 4, 2025

Carpet Humper

One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.

Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.

by Lost in SHitlerland June 22, 2025

Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers October 6, 2016