How's life?

A question that is asked and should be answered by yes. Because if not, the other person feels awkward.

Person 1:How's life?
Person 2: good.
Person 1: nice.
Person 2: how about you?
Person 1: terrible
Person 2 ( in their head) : ah Sh**.

by hhhkkjhjnnnnnjkinn May 28, 2018

How do it know?

An expression taken from an old, old joke that describes a persons failure to grasp the obvious or demonstrate such intellectual ineptitude as to illicit a comment of " How Do It Know?"

The joke refers to a question posed to a scientist by a student ( or in variations IBM executive and employee, Republican and voter..ect...)"Sir in your opinion what is the worlds greatest invention?" asked a student. The scientist replied "The thermos bottle!" "Why?" asked the student, obviously confused. " Well" said the scientist, "it keeps cold drinks cold in the summer and hot drinks hot in the winter." holding up his thermos bottle in awe,"How do it know?"Also see No Shit Sherlock, Duh and George W Bush

The doctor looked at the thermometer then at the patients sweat covered brow and soaked bed clothes. "Any fever? "he asked the patient. " The nurse shook her head muttering in disbelief " How do it know? "

by KungFu Donut February 7, 2008

how to hide a dead body

First you kill them obviously then put them in car thej after burn car and any other evidence there is along with the car

Omg I need to know how to hide a dead body

by FaZeDoOm July 25, 2017

how to get ladies

Say, I have a big dick

This is how to get ladies
"I have a big dick."
Lady, "Lets go fuck

by thepower32 December 15, 2016

How's your father

Slap 'n' tickle; Bit of the other; casual sexual relations; Origin in World War II, English soldiers in France expected that an old French lady with grey hair, whom their father had bonked during the First World War might come up to them and ask this.

"Took her round the bike shed for a bit of how's-your-father";

"I don't want you two getting up to any how's-your-father while we're out!"

by mistweb October 13, 2003

How Water Is Made

Water or what is commonly known as H20 is synthetically created using complex neurodynamic organisms. Examples of such are hoses, sinks, or any other living breathing thing that if you stand too close will blast it in your mouth

*twists knob on sink*
Andy Milonakis:"That's how water is made!"

by I is a gud righter April 2, 2007

how many beans make five

An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.

"He's a clever bloke, he knows how many beans make five"

by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003