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Hose War

when kids from two neighboring houses get their hoses and drench each other until one of them goes inside. The one inside is the loser of the war.
hot summer's day.
Mathieu: KROCKATOWA!
Mathieu grabs his hose and sprays his neighbors. The hose war has begun.
by lookz4Mathieu May 18, 2011
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balls hose

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
by brexitroy March 19, 2022
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empty the hose

when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids
“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”
by Ricky_cam42069 December 12, 2022
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Hosing

The action of posing like a Ho
Person: "Should I stick out my butt and my tongue for this picture?"
Friend: "That would be Hosing"
by Mikinyuu December 22, 2016
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Hose draining

When you grab a man my his penis and rapidly swing it around causing internal bleeding to soften his penis, you then rap your mouth around the head of his penis and sucks are furious as possible trying to suck cum straight from his balls
I hose draining Tyler last night that his cock bled
by Rock cock May 18, 2016
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Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...
Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.
by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016
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Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one
Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock
by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
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