empty the hose

when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids

“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”

by Ricky_cam42069 December 13, 2022

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 26, 2024

hose dragon

Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon

"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"

by David Montgomery the third July 23, 2017

Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

by Simple Jack duh December 30, 2015

Get Hosed

To tell someone to get lost, cool down...literally get blasted with a hose

Squishy get hosed

by Somerandomname112233 November 02, 2022

Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.

I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.

by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021

Garden hose

Something two idiots argue over.

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.

by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021