homertone

n. utterance of a tone characteristic of Homer J. Simpson.

Dude 1: yea yea i know, to spare the rod is to spoil the child, you have to break the boy's will, yada yada yada.

Dude 2: Dude, that was a homertone!

by daballa March 29, 2008

Hoberry

A term for an old, outdated Ho.

Man, I would have hit that Hoberry......like five years ago!

by burnsie1169 September 18, 2010

Humerrhoid

When your claim to fame is being inflammatory and you're best suited prolapsed just below the anus.

This Humerrhoid on Twitter seems to think reposting KKK memes is a form of self expression.

by DamageBats March 16, 2018

Homerphobic

when Homer Simpson goes gay for a quicky with Ned Flanders.

*also a great pun....

ned: i like it when he goes homerphobic for a night...better than edna and maude...
neds dad: what the actual fuck.

by is it just me or r u really ga November 26, 2018

No Homers Club

1) A place that Homers cannot join

2) A place on the Internet run by kids who inflate their egos by warning people over stupid shit

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Homer Alaska

the smallest town you will ever see. it is full of hippies, druggies, and little sluts. there is nothing to do. all the hot guys are total dicks, and all the hot girls are sluts. if you aren't either a hot guy, or a hot girl, you are a loser with no friends.

wow, i can't wait till i'm 18, so i can move out of this hippie town i like to call Homer Alaska.

by i am not who you think i am December 27, 2010

homewrecker

The woman you envy because she's hotter than you and has enough game to steal your man out from under you.

She ruined my life..... I wish my body looked like hers. But instead of working out so I can get my boyfriend back, I think I'll wallow in my misery, eat a gallon of ice cream, and publicly trash that homewrecker for being hotter than I am.

by strnbllr August 21, 2011