Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

hindifferous

Perfectly timed, opportune moment, heavenly.

A pizza right now would be quite hindifferous.

by CHADLIUM June 11, 2011

Hidiocy

Having a quality of hidiousness and idiocy.

Celine's hidiocy was giving me a head ache.

by Liblette November 17, 2011

Heidi Montaging

When you are an awful friend as soon as you get a boyfriend. Suddenly he is your only friend after your friends that are girls have decided to ditch your pathetic ass to the curb.The girl will usually make plans with her friends only to later ditch them to hang out with her boyfriend. Eventually he becomes the only person that can be around this pathetic girl . He is her ONLY friend.

Christine lost all of her friends after she ditched them one night for a concert and they couldnt deal with her "Heidi Montaging"

by theonlyHBIC October 10, 2012

hidingmaster

A fat fucked ghetto kid who is black and sucks lots of penis in the dark.

A hidingmaster just attacked me, trying to suck my penis.

by Miya Akazima February 15, 2014

heidi robbie

A horrible bitch who's the most annoying person on the planet and is completely dumb

Omg she's such a heidi robbie she's talking so annoyingly

by im a fucking dictionary April 16, 2015

hiding jock

To hide something (usually drugs) under your balls, in your crack or up your ass.

Homie had drugs hiding jock.

by Olejb January 30, 2016