Black helicopters are part of a conspiracy theory that claims that special silent running "black" helicopters are used by secret agents of the New World Order, United Nations troops preparing to invade the United States of America, and/or the Men in Black. Parapsychologist John Keel has argued that this theory has similar origins to those regarding UFO's, ghosts and fairies; that they are part of modern mythology; in this case, representing a fear of the government and its technology.
Black helicopters without FAA-required running lights are regularly used by the drug interdiction office DEA. In addition, most US Army helicopters (such as the Black Hawk) are finished in a very dark chocolate or olive matt paint. With the progressive development of night vision goggles, the need for helicopters to be lit when moving as a planned formation has been reduced.
See also: TACMAR
in short, any farfetched theory concerning any government or other conspiracy, can be espoused by either those of right or left wing persuasions.
Black helicopters without FAA-required running lights are regularly used by the drug interdiction office DEA. In addition, most US Army helicopters (such as the Black Hawk) are finished in a very dark chocolate or olive matt paint. With the progressive development of night vision goggles, the need for helicopters to be lit when moving as a planned formation has been reduced.
See also: TACMAR
in short, any farfetched theory concerning any government or other conspiracy, can be espoused by either those of right or left wing persuasions.
Noam Chomsky's theory about Soap operas being geared to lure women from politics sure is a black helicopter theory.
by Koby_Fish April 4, 2004
Get the black helicopter theorymug. This is where a man sexually pleasures a woman by pulling off a 360 spin while his penis is still inserted
*girlfriend* Sex is so boring up until he hits me with the Helicopter Sex Move it makes me cum every time
by The knowledge god March 31, 2023
Get the Helicopter Sex Movemug. When you see a helicopter in the air, turn to the person closest to you and give/receive a helicopter high five!
No one really sees Volkswagen Beetles anymore, and punch buggies are slightly violent. Helicopter high fives are the same concept, minus the pain.
No one really sees Volkswagen Beetles anymore, and punch buggies are slightly violent. Helicopter high fives are the same concept, minus the pain.
by Ellie-Mae October 13, 2012
Get the Helicopter High Fivemug. by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010
Get the Helicopter Landing Padsmug. Right Wing Slang: Someone generally considered a danger to children. A violent sexual predator. "A nonce".
by Phrankk December 1, 2020
Get the Attack Helicoptermug. How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:
1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.
To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.
Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.
To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.
Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?
Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.
Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.
Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
by bigkahunaniggerman May 24, 2020
Get the Akimbo Fisting Helicoptermug. Helicopter with a hole in one is when you have a apparatus like a harness on a pulley system and you are swinging your partner lowering them until they make it in your hole! If you can manage it in one try you have a helicopter with a hole in one!
Suzette was so excited to have Eddie in her sex swing harness she pulled on the rope so hard that when Eddie was coming in for his landing the roof gave way! To Suzette's surprise he had made it well into her hole! She scream with glee, FINALLY, A HELICOPTER WITH A HOLE IN ONE!
by Shucky Kunt August 23, 2017
Get the Helicopter with a hole in onemug.