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Hawk Rat

Any man or woman that takes joy in spending their parent's money while also getting blackout drunk at the Jayhawk Cafe three or four times a week. These people are usually failing school and are underaged. A common sign of finding a hawk rat is looking for spilled drink spots on their clothing. You do not want to be seen with these people very often.
"Why is that person passed out in a bush on a Tuesday?"
"They're a hawk rat."
by slimreaper86 March 6, 2023
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Hawked Out

When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.
We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.
by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020
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friend hawk

A facebook friend who searches your list of facebook friends and sends them friend requests. Typically someone who is popular, attractive or an athlete.
Elsa has been hawking my friends on Facebook. She is a real friend hawk!
by JGjg24 November 5, 2018
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goss hawk

A mum who stands outside the scool gate, for ages after drop off, chatting who knows what to other goss hawks, like they have absolutely nothing to do all day.
I couldn't get out of the school gate for all the bloody goss hawks
by SmurgleT May 13, 2016
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bitty hawk

An old women who belongs on a broom , one that few wish to bed with nor quarrel with do to the assured demon summoning. An evil old bitch that won’t shut up!
Did you see that poor man with the bitty hawk . She had his balls in a noose.
by Chris McClain March 11, 2023
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safety hawk

A haircut associated with goths and punks, shaved on the sides and long on top. Thus the wearing of the mowhawk is optional, unlike a short traditional hawk, as the long part can come down to cover the shaved areas. The term "safety" is used for two reasons-- you don't risk poking anyone in the eye in the pit, and you have the option to look more mainstream at your job/funerals/family events, etc.
Boris Rager decided to go to law school so he grew out his warhawk into a safety hawk.
by death doctor September 24, 2012
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A Tony Hawk

when someone Poops on the Handicap Rail in the Bathroom
Man I was just In the bathroom and someone took A Tony Hawk
by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020
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