hanging pork

When a group of men decide to have a contest to see who has a larger penis, they stand in a row, drop their pants, and "hang pork"

"Hey Frankie, Steve and Rob are standing on the pool table hanging pork again, wanna throw darts at em?"

by CRotizzle January 10, 2007

hanging blumpkin

While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper orgasm can release the "hanging" feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.

hanging blumpkin is a genetical relative to the blumpkin.

by BRATT December 14, 2008

hanging rats

hanging a rat refers to the slow, methodical art of defecation and was a term first used in mid-16th Century Scotland by nobles and feudal lords.

Bruce and his friends ate a lot of Mexican food, and reported hanging rats all night because of it.

by Hanging Rats on Facebook April 15, 2014

handicap

Used to insult someone who acts like a retard. Can be used in place of moron, idiot, or retard.

Joe crashed his bike like a handicap.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003

handicapped It

To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.

Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.

by Win Lo Wong January 30, 2009

Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.

At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy

by mowen January 19, 2005

Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimo

The default victim in Leftist Political Correctness politics.

Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.

by shrektrician May 21, 2011