diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021

Spicy Handy

Jalapeño cock stroke

He was reeling from his spicy handy. He forgot it was taco Tuesday.

by Hando Calrisean July 25, 2021

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Matthew Handy

the sexiest lightskin man alive

Yo’ that guy is Matthew Handy.

by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025

handy smurf

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle

I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Handy Andy

Handy Andy refers to the build up of sperm in college dorm room drains from excessive masterbation.

Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.

Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.

by Silly eye bro November 14, 2018

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021