Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 06, 2021

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 06, 2021

death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.

Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.

by Picky Panther April 14, 2025

Homie Handie

A ritual to confirm that two potential homies have become full-fledged homies.

My homie Andy and I became homies at his home yesterday. That's right, Andy gave me a homie handie at his home.

by rstef October 09, 2023

Handy candy

In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing

Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger

by Hungry guy February 14, 2021

The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 09, 2025

Handy Foursome

A handy foursome is a rich man’s circle jerk. Usually takes place in the Cigar lounge right after the fox hunt, top hats and monocles are required

“Oi mate me and tony are headed to the Handy Foursome”

by Cuntcrusader69 May 02, 2023