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turd hammer

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?
by renegade63x September 18, 2009
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hammarby

Hammarby IF is a Swedish football("soccer" for americans) club located in Stockholm. The club is often referred to as the less formal name Bajen (a short form of "Hammarby" pronounced in English). The club was formed in 1889 under the name of Hammarby Roddförening (eng: Hammarby Rowingassociation).

In 1897 the name was changed to Hammarby Idrottsförening (Hammarby IF) as a result of the fact that the club's athlethes were now engaging in more sports than just rowing. Hammarby Football has won 1 national championship title, and was up until that first title, in 2001, considered as a yo yo club, going up and down in the league system. The club has now been playing in the highest Swedish league, Allsvenskan, since 1998. Hammarby is often regarded as, in a historical sense, being the 'team of the workers' of the poorer southern parts of early 20th century Stockholm. The club is owned to 49% by the Anschutz Entertainment Group.
"Wow, Bajen is by far the best football team ever!"
"Forza Hammarby!"
by Jesperh August 18, 2006
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Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."

Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.

Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
For an example of some of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro's advertising Google him.
by Anti-Ambulance Chaser May 11, 2006
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Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts
Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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hamar

An alternate form of lawl or lol. When someone says 'hamar' it means that something is funny. Some may say it is the brown way of saying something is funny since 'hamar' sounds a bit like the name Kumar.
Person 1: "I ate too many nachos and puked!"
Person 2: "Hamar."
Person 1: "It's not funny."
Person 2: "HAMAR!"
by clarbear May 28, 2010
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Hammer Sandwich

A threesome involving two women and one man where the man ties a strap-on to his ass and gets one woman with his natural penis from the front and the second woman with his artificial penis from behind...
Joey hammer sandwiched those two hoes from the club last night.
by Adeadlybiscuit March 21, 2009
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gash hammer

Gash Hammer (n)

A tool of the mans arsenal. Often used for nailing or hammering a gash.
The man had a large gash hammer. I was frightened...
by Sam Feekins October 2, 2006
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