Ham Hands

A person with massive hands that are best suited for squeezing or destroying things

"Hey Ham Hands, come squeeze the shit out of these limes for me."

"Dude, those ham hands were made for destruction. You should have been a Viking or something like that."

by The TOB March 10, 2010

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

ham on my fridge

A phrase meaning you are very busy. Commonly used phrase that originated before the refrigerator just came out and was still not in common use. People used to still salt their meats and put them in top of the refrigerator. This of course took a lot of time, considering there was a refrigerator that would do the same thing right under your meat. Thus, a person that would salt theyre meats on their fridge instead of put them in their fridge was very busy.

Not to be confused with "ham in your fridge," meaning someone just has ham in their refrigerator, which can be quite delicious.

Yo, I can't go out for dinner. I have a lot of ham on my fridge, plus I have a lot of ham in my fridge from thanksgiving, so I'm gonna have some that shit

Aight, dawg. Hopefully you can remove some ham from yo fridge.

by jewses christ December 3, 2009

Ham Glazing

1) Blow job (where the saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at ham glazing!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Ham Crotch

Think about 3 week old ham... now apply that smell to a woman's pooty and BAM! Ham Crotch!

Damn girl! You need to wash yo'self...you got a serious case of the Ham Crotch!

by AvBe May 29, 2009

Ham and Biscuits

A portly woman's buttocks and genitalia as viewed from behind as she bends over. Local Atlanta vernacular.

"The smell of Porsche's ham and biscuits wafting up throughout the lap dance was enough to make the birthday boy's stomach turn"

by Decatur Local August 15, 2007