How's your face?

A warm greeting among family and friends to ask about their well being. Phrased is used when you want to know more information than just "good" or "bad."

Mom: Hi son, how's your face?
Son: Pretty good, I got a raise at work today. How's your face?
Mom: Not bad, I finished my Christmas shopping today.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

How's your father

Slap 'n' tickle; Bit of the other; casual sexual relations; Origin in World War II, English soldiers in France expected that an old French lady with grey hair, whom their father had bonked during the First World War might come up to them and ask this.

"Took her round the bike shed for a bit of how's-your-father";

"I don't want you two getting up to any how's-your-father while we're out!"

by mistweb October 13, 2003

How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021

how's your whippy

a genuine interest as to the health of a man's penis

hey ronnie, how's your whippy today - did the cream you bought off marketplace do the trick?

by templegate February 27, 2023

How`s Your luck?

Cockney saying meaning either very good or very bad luck, depending on context.

I only done her once and the condom split, now she`s knocked up! how`s your luck?! I gave the barmaid a fiver, and she gave me change from a bullseye, how`s your luck?!

by Proper Londoner August 1, 2008

how is your father for spuds

how are you?

how is your father for spuds?
-grand

in same part of ireland people say this like:
how are you, how are you doing, etc.....

by ponodoro August 19, 2009

How's your penis?

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.

"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"

by GregMD September 6, 2013