ham washer

Toilet

Ham washer is To clean ham

by Jimmy bin laden November 17, 2021

ham jaw

a term for a fat person. The distinction of a ham wedged under the jaw of this person gives this name. I.E. Someone whose chin/neck looks like a ham, putting the double chin to shame.

I don't care if Christina has a great personality, don't try to hook me up with a ham jaw heffer.

by rude the dude August 16, 2011

Ham Squad

A group of ignorant, low-life, burnouts who sell marijuana, wear hCo, A&F, gold chains and ed hardy. They also cannot pass their freshman year of high school, pull NO hoes, and do absolutely nothing with their lives post-high school.

On their playlist: Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame, and Brick Squad (who they aspire to be).

They also obnoxiously scream HAM SQUAD at any party, store, or hallway they walk down in their fine institution of higher education.

They will slump you dawg so you better be squadded when you see these cats.

I was at this party when Ham Squad rolled up trying to slump my n*gga Alex. I got all my bros together because this dude Matt White was trying get on his slam piece, so we fought. It was chill.

by feelincrisp1234 October 20, 2010

Ham Salad

To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.

Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.

by nhra3471 March 29, 2008

ham in the oven

Having to release a huge amount of gas from one's anus.

"you should role down the windows; I have a ham in the oven"

by smashley p December 15, 2013

Jesus Ham

The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!

Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!

by Biddy March 12, 2005

Pressed Hams

Mooning someone out the window, and pressing your ass cheeks against the glass.

Jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams

by dixon maface May 31, 2003