guberdoodle

a bald man with eyes really close together

that guy is the perfect definition of a guberdoodle

by Rev Murdoc December 15, 2010

Two-Gulper

The act of swallowing a huge cum load after a sexual intercourse, blowjob, or anal sex that requires the swallower two gulps to get all the cum down.

Man: “I’m cumming!”
Woman: “muffled sounds.....mhmm...gulp.....gulp.....holy shit!”
Man: “What?”
Woman: “That was a lot of cum! I needed two gulps to swallow it all!”
Man: “Wow nice, it was a two-gulper. That’s why I wanted to give you a facial instead but you wanted to swallow!”
Woman: “Hum, just hurry up and bring me some water!”

by Ben D Please III July 24, 2018

Piss Gulper

an insult used to describe someone who would chug a jar of piss in one go with no shame whatsoever.

That guy is so annoying. what a piss gulper.

by ContagiousPB March 29, 2022

Guerrilla teeth

When black people have yellow teeth

Damn that dude had some guerrilla teeth

by Flawless definitions November 8, 2009

guerrilla chat

A guerrilla chat is when you get on Facebook or other service with instant messaging, find a friend online, send them a message, and then log out before they can respond. Sometimes done unintentionally, but almost always annoying to the person that finds your attention span was too short to wait for their response.

Hey, I think I just got hit by some guerrilla chat. I stepped away from the computer for 30 seconds, came back to find Kristy asking how was my day. Then my response was rejected, saying "Kristy is now offline."

by word-o-phile January 22, 2010

guber

A combination of gay and uber; used to describe something that is ultimately or epically stupid.

It just took 12 minutes to reboot my computer.

That's guber.

by CW17 October 16, 2008

Guber

A good looking male without a high school diploma.

My, that man is goodlooking, too bad he's a Guber

by Roddy Brainer October 2, 2007