Gumpkin

The act of performing oral sex whilst secreting waste from the anal orifice. The cousin of the more commonly known blumpkin.

"If you don't eat my shit, i'm gonna give you a gumpkin.'

by Pat & Anthony October 23, 2009

Gumpter

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Gumpy

A massive, angry-looking pimple or spot

Whoah! Check out the gumpy on the guy's neck!

by stowball September 3, 2011

gumpf

The random junk that accumilates in and around a home that has children living in it.

i.e To one or more children, 'I've just spent an hour clearing the living room of your gumpf'

by Sharon2205 September 22, 2007

Gumping

When a firefighter chooses not to bath for 24 to 48 hours, particularly after running a fire

I am sooo tired after than 2 alarm, I can't even shower right now. I'm Gumping it.
Nooo! Don't Gump it dude, that's disgusting.

by gumpysnasty September 15, 2016

gumping

Pre-maturely blowing your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.

Mark gumps every time he gets a lap dance.

by John Bukkake May 13, 2005

gumpther

word used to express stupidity and or complete incoheritance.

1.) "Hey Jim, look at that gumpther"

2.) "God...you dont have to look like a gumpther to be one!"

by erK! Rossetti March 3, 2005