grump tree

Green tree that hang over at the top.

Look at that tree that hands over, it looks like a grump tree.

by Dkemp42 February 28, 2022

Grumping off

When you rub one out while taking a grumpy

Anthony: Dude my girlfriend caught me grumping off and now she thinks im gay!

by Puddinboy May 29, 2022

Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?

My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.

by keithyweithy June 23, 2022

Grumpter

Grumpter-When you fart and it travels up to that pooswatcha because your pants are too tight and it is released...

-a queef that started out as a fart

That fart turned into a grumpter because her pants are too tight!

by Sheryl Buzzard February 5, 2023

Grumplet

A small grump, possibly a grumpy baby or child

I put the grumplet down for a nap.. time for a glass of wine and some Netflix

by touchinskies February 5, 2023

grumpalottapuss

One who exhibits unusually high levels of grumpiness.

My wife is a real grumpalottapuss today!

by DarkStar83 February 10, 2023

Grumplestiltskin

A very grumpy individual

Mia is being such a grumplestiltskin today

by Shrekkybaby March 14, 2023