grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument with an educated person and dont know what to say.

dumb person: ugh larries are so stupid, touch some grass!
smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!

by bbm gc November 12, 2020

Snake in the Grass

Easily the greatest strategy in Dodge-Ball. It consist of approaching the separation line between the two dodge-ball teams and frolicking like a fairy (Jerking would suffice). As soon as the other team charges you armed with a dodge-ball, retreat and wait for them to cock (haha) back their arm and throw. When the ball is thrown, fall back, and push off the ground propelling yourself backwards. Thus, Snake in the Grass.

Rat-a-Tat: Folks, now where gonna be playing Dodge today.

Uh-Dom: A dotn no howw to spek anglish.

Dylan: Im black!

John: Fuck Yeah our Teams got SNAKE IN THE GRASS Offense!

Jackson: come on big gay juice!

by RATCLIFF! December 16, 2010

Nigger grass

A racial slur referring to marijuna/marijuana kush

Evertime I see swag team they smell like nigger grass

Yo wassup homie, you wanna puff on some of that nigger grass?

by rubeyswag August 17, 2011

tall grass

pubic hair longer than two inches. can't see the skin. can't find the right hole. squatchy crotch. makes sex difficult and unattractive. lice and ticks inhabit tall grass along with warts, crabs and STD's.

i had to search through my girlfriends tall grass.
i found a tick in my tall grass.

the lice loved the tall grass due to the warmth of it compared to the head.

by andrew104 March 04, 2012

cutting the grass

slang for smoking weed

i'll be cutting the grass on friday night with my boys

by conf0000z October 22, 2012

Sit in the grass

Gay slang for having sex while sitting on a penis. A man who likes to "sit in the grass" is one who likes to be penetrated while sitting on his partner's penis. The "grass" in the idiom is pubic hair.

"Last find I finally fucked her brother; he likes to sit in the grass."

by Reuel Tidhar July 27, 2008

Grass-Picker

Anybody That Plays House League Soccer And Knows The Feeling Of Sitting On The Bench.

Robert Wanted To Join The Team To Hone His Skills, But He Just Ended Up Being A Grass-Picker

by R0B3R70 August 31, 2015