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Goose Nigga 

A honky. A cracker. A loud obnoxious white male who makes crude gestures.

An incredibly clumsy white male who lacks the ability to not spill drinks every time he has one in his hand.

A white male capable of performing only the most menial of tasks at work ( nigga work ).

A white male closeted homosexual who has a hunger for only the most deviant of sexual practices. Usually self loathing, makes anti gay slurs directed at himself.
That crazy Goose Nigga just tried to put his finger in Billy's ass when Billy bent over to pick his pencil up. Then the Goose Nigga announced they would blow each other after he was done wiping up the drinks he just spilled.His laugh is so loud, it's deafening!
Goose Nigga by Tosh Jr. January 14, 2009

Goose Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.
"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."
Goose Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
Related Words

Goose Necked 

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.
Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.

goose egg 

1. Egg of a big migrating bird.
2. In games; a zero, indicates that no points have been scored. Also called 'duck egg'.
"Wow, look at that goose egg! It's so pretty!"
"And so no points have been scored yet, a goose egg.."
goose egg by 1337jesus September 24, 2003

goose juice 

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

goose toot 

Goose Toot: A small increment of time, usually used to describe the time inbetween two actions.

"I'll be there in a goose toot!"

Goose Feeding 

An alternate definition for funneling a beer. Tamed geese are fed by tubes being placed down their throats to pump corn and other sources of food into their stomachs. However, from now on, when you want to funnel a beer, you refer to it as Goose Feeding.
Are we goose feeding tonight? I'm down to get some beers in me.

Who wants to feed the goose!?
Goose Feeding by Mike Scenery November 24, 2011