Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.

I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.

by mike charter May 27, 2024

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Goonsell

The act of gooning or edging whilst having the name Marsel or Marcel

I could tell Marsell was being a Goonsell in the bathroom I could hearing clapping and yelping.

by Dr.DoogleWIENRE June 3, 2024

Gooner

One who loves crab Rangoon's.

Me and my friends are gooners and are all going to goon together tonight.

by CheezeWizz June 8, 2024

Goonerbator

NOUN. A person who is addicted, or persistent in the act of masturbating. Although stops right before they ejaculate.
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".

Although Tohamy goons every once in a while, by no means is he a goonerbator.

by ASN-SPIDEY June 8, 2024

Gooner

A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon

Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"

by erghuij June 29, 2024

Goonscendence

A state of ultimate being achieved after prolonged, highly disciplined gooning. Effects of this state have been reported to include future sight, time travel, astral projection, and the ability to communicate with animals.

Jack was able to accurately predict the winning lottery numbers once he achieved goonscendence as a result of his summer-long goon sesh.

by Kusterfuck69 July 6, 2024