Dick sporting goods

When you to sexy for your mirror so you take your relationship to the next level. THAt DICK SpoRTINg GOOD ahahahahha

Yo dick sporting goods what is gold

by Shavahn104 December 11, 2018

ookie gookie cookie

A game played among men in which each man jacks off onto a cookie. The man who cums the quickest loses and must then proceed to eat said cookie.

Before every football game, the team played a rousing round of ookie gookie cookie.

by Black orchids August 12, 2009

Gooked

To drop off a mexican or spanish orphan at a persons house while there not there. Then you come back when the person gets home and give him adoption papers and run out of there.

Man, I just pissed Wilis off so bad, I gooked him good.

by Wilis Howarth September 9, 2006

gookie blanket

any blanket a white person would not use, preferred by those of Asian descent. Three out of four gookie blankets are infected with SARS.

Ahhh man that asian kid brought in his gookie blanket for show and tell, we need to get some chicken soup and ginger ale or we'll get SARS.

by Tyrone "The Kid" Jackson March 1, 2008

Gook

A retarded bitch

"That bitch is such a gook."

by notagook September 7, 2016

damaged goods

a white girl who loses their virginity to a black , paki or druggie.

that girl is damaged goods being with that cokehead i bet she lost her v 2 him aswell.

by Adam Cornish February 10, 2007

Tainted Goods

A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.

Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"

Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"

Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"

Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"

Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"

by Talking Hex July 21, 2009