Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.

Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.

by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018

Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.

i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors

by Jimboli December 2, 2010

Sloober-goober

The soda and back wash mixture that is left in the rim of a soda can after a drink has been taken.

"Hey, can I get a sip of your soda?"...(GULP...GULP)."Thanks man!" ..."Dude! You left some sloober-goober in the rim, suck that shit up man!"

by larryarms December 14, 2006

Goober Nugget

Someone who thinks their own obscene jokes are hilarious.

Jonathan was acting like a complete goober nugget when he made that diarrhea joke.

by KTEKU August 31, 2011

old goober

An Old Goober is a male individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Fart

He is such a jerk. No worries, he can't help himself, " he's just an Old Goober"!

by Moody Mama April 11, 2016

goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

by Drerpaderp February 4, 2017

goober dunking

alot like sex, teabagging

Example 1: I just goober dunked my girl friend it was great!!

Example : goober dunking is like chocolate :)

by gooberdunking May 24, 2011