My mrs likes to play dress up, so last night she spiced things up by dressing like she works at the circus, and deepthroated me like a good little Gock-Clown
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Get the Gock-Clown mug.A shitty Arsenal FC fan (London based English Premier League football club). Stems from Gooner, a term for true Arsenal fans.
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Get the Goinker mug.A pliable nub, finger-like protuberance, or other bump meant for grabbing, pinching, or protecting a surface or object from another. The rubbery spikes on a child’s ball are goinkers. A doorstop on a wall to keep the door handle from hitting the wall may be a goinker. Rubber feet on the bottom of an appliance or cabinet, etc.
The baby’s koosh ball is covered in little goinkers. I got the battery compartment open by pinching that goinker there.
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A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.
Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.
Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
Singular Lexicon Examples (‘loanword’),
1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”
Gockian Example,
“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gockies gock gockology, gockit!”
1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”
Gockian Example,
“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gockies gock gockology, gockit!”
by gocked January 30, 2026
Get the Gock mug.(interjection) | UK: /gɒk/ | US: /ɡɔk/, /ɡɑ k/ | (gôk)
A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.
Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.
Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
Singular Lexicon Examples (‘loanword’),
1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys.”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”
Gockian Example,
“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gock gockies gockology, gockit!”
1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys.”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”
Gockian Example,
“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gock gockies gockology, gockit!”
by gocked January 31, 2026
Get the Gocked mug.The action 2 gay birds on a dock giving birth together, while catching fish in unison, screaming "GOCKK GOCKK!" as loud as they can.
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