Goochbag

Same as a Douchbag but with your gooch instead

Austin ur goochbag stinks of shit

by A Black Jack October 17, 2008

Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.

"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."

by Bud is good June 3, 2009

Goochatize

Derived from the word crunchatize, it means when one is translated to a world where everything is made of gooches. Translation can only occur by the hand of the designated gooch captain.

Goochatize me Captain!

by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009

Gooch's Dilemma

The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.

Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?

Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!

Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…

by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010

gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

by sean henny September 6, 2010

Gooch Nectar

The odorous fluid formed beneath an obese man's testicles as he lays pipe to an unsuspecting partner in sweltering heat.

That gooch nectar is rank. You should probably get a squeegee for that shit.

by Spooge Baby September 27, 2011

Gooch Days

The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.

These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30

by Carterto December 30, 2011