Guffer

While eating out the stink put two fingers in the pink.

As she stood bent over he gave her the guffer.

by Harry Balsack July 13, 2006

goffybashing

1. A term used to describe a situation in which 1 or more goffs are being bashed

2. To goffy bash means to listen to loud metal / grindcore music and have a fight in the middle of it i.e moshing

1. Dude lets go out and do some goffybashing

2. You wanna goffybash with me?

by RonTomJake August 5, 2007

Giffet

a giffet is a sweaty gap between a mans ballsack and his groin

martha my ballsack appears to be sticking to my giffet

by Jellycheeks December 30, 2008

Goff

To perform an awful swing or land the ball WAY in the rough while playing the game of golf.

To be terrible at the game of golf.

Wow, you really Goffed the heck out of that ball. It's almost in the bunker... of a different hole.

This guy really plays golf like a Goff.

by Ukurugenzi February 26, 2010

waxing his gofer

To "Wack off", as some ass holes call it... To some kind of mexican dance video.

Qutions Mom cought him waxing his gofer to a Jenafer Lopezz video.

by Jonson boyiee September 16, 2008

gaffed

Past tense form of the word gaff; the uncontrolled cough exibited by a meth user directly following intravenious injection.

After shooting up the dope I scored upstairs last night I immeadiately "gaffed" and experianced a very intense euphoria.

by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010

gaffe

A gaffe is when a politician accidentally tells the truth.

Joe Biden aka gaffe-o-matic: "What am I going to tell the President when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? WHAT WILL HE DO THEN?

by aero_phile July 6, 2009