subtle giraffe

this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"

andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*

by blahblahblahblahblahbla June 26, 2010

hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy

Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe

by GarlicBread69 April 04, 2022

Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping

Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you

by Bkush420 April 20, 2022

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

Highas Giraffe pussy

Overly marked up cheap goods

“These prices are as highas giraffe pussy.” M.M.

by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021

baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very for english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨

the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!

by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021