free gift 

A free gift is oral sex with no expectations of getting some back.

Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.

free gift by authOOr June 26, 2006

Perfect Gift  

Alternative to flowers, but with odor of similar calibre.

The perfect gift leaves no one to query the boundaries of interpersonal communication

Perfect Gift by angelique van engelen December 1, 2007

Granny Gift Wrap

A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.

A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!

Granny Gift Wrap by Cookie-Dude-123 December 24, 2008

God's gift to males

A female that thinks there are a higher number of males that are obsessed with sex than there are actually are, because her body is an irresistible gift to all males and females, since the beginning of time. A female that thinks all males owe any happiness or success in life to a female, and that to disagree is shaming a female's body, or sexism.

You'd be nothing without her, she's God's gift to males.

God's gift to males by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

parting gift 

n: When a guy squirts cum into a girls butt on the way out of her vagina.
Usually doggy style.

Hey! You just gave me a parting gift, you ass!

parting gift by mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008

Sarah Gift 

bamf, good dancer, likes to party

did you see that Sarah Gift?

hell yeah I did!

Sarah Gift by Chicken89 August 22, 2011

housewarming gift 

A weird or unusual object that's bought for new homeowners by friends or family.

Friend: "That's a weird house decoration"
Homeowner: "yes, it was a housewarming gift"
Friend: "ahhh that makes sense then"

housewarming gift by Kdougan November 20, 2016