getting nothing

The state of not having sex (either as a virgin or just for the time being), almost always against your will.

The official rules of getting some versus getting nothing are as follows:

1. Butt sex counts
2. Getting oral sex: good enough to spoil your virginity, not enough to be impressive
3. Being on the other end of oral (without getting anything else) is almost the same, but just makes you seem desperate.
4. Hookers count.

Bob: Dude, I'm tired of getting nothing...
Tom: Look, there's a hooker down on the corner.
Bob: I am all over that.

by redslash April 19, 2008

getting loose as a goose at the moose

an expression used by club and pub goers in canberra AUS. to go to MOOSEHEADS in civic and get drunk and pick up loads of digits

gazza: hey mate are you gonna hit the moose tonight?

Willy: yea maaate, im getting loose as a goose at the moose . birds gonna be all over me

by t-pana September 4, 2009

getting old

the behavior, fashion, word, style is getting phased out.

*insert stuff here* is getting predictable.

you're bitchy antics are getting old.

being cool is the only thing that never gets old.

by gruenfeld777 November 21, 2010

Getting Weak

v. Gettin Weak is something you do in reaction to something very funny.

"Oh Shit Man! That homeless guy with the fresh produce is hysterical! I'm Getting Weak!"

by johnathan. December 22, 2008

getting down

verb. Southern louisiana slang for particapation in an event or action.

hey is john comin the party tonight?
no, he's not getting down.

you getting down?
no, i'll stay in the car.

by Pen Naim February 17, 2010

getting the dick wet

it is another term for having sex for a male. in other words its when your pentatrate your twat-sickle in the vagina and then it is wet

matt was at kelly's house getting the dick wet and having a good time

by n8ball April 27, 2006

getting hyphy

the act of getting crunk, stupid wild, or crazy.

after my classes on friday we're getting hyphy

by hollaa12 October 9, 2010