The first book of the Holy Bible, the word of God. Genesis is a parable, or a poetic example of how God created the world. Not to be taken literally, unless a fundementalist. Like Jesus told parables to illustrate His point, the Book Of Genesis is a poetic example in the same vein. Evolutionist Christians like me, believe that God infact did evolve us from other species, but somewhere along the line humans fell out of God's grace as did Adam and Eve. Thank's to fundementalists, Christianity is now taken largely as a joke, because they push the idea that Genesis is accurate, instead of being a poetic, artistic parable on the creation of the world. Evolution is a fact, and in no way threatens the Bibles truth. Fundamentalist preacher's need examine this.
Preacher- "Genesis is 100% accurate. Evolution is a lie..."
Educated Christian- "That's just not true...praise be to God for showing us the truth in science!"
Educated Christian- "That's just not true...praise be to God for showing us the truth in science!"
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1.Generally refers to a blond female living in the woods with her cat. Poverty suits her well and she enjoys stepping on mice when getting out of her mud puddle bath. Tends to be overly friendly with foreigners.
2. The next "Cinderella" as the name originates from the broom plant ... slave to cleanliness!!!
2. The next "Cinderella" as the name originates from the broom plant ... slave to cleanliness!!!
1. Stop fucking all the foreigners ; you're being a Genesta!
2. This crack shack is a disaster; need to find a Genesta to get it into shape.
2. This crack shack is a disaster; need to find a Genesta to get it into shape.
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Man: ''are you easy?"
Girl: "I always Ganesh on the 3rd date!"
Man 1 to Man 2 and Girl: Fancy double Ganeshing?'
Girl: "I always Ganesh on the 3rd date!"
Man 1 to Man 2 and Girl: Fancy double Ganeshing?'
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