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Genesis

The first book of the Holy Bible, the word of God. Genesis is a parable, or a poetic example of how God created the world. Not to be taken literally, unless a fundementalist. Like Jesus told parables to illustrate His point, the Book Of Genesis is a poetic example in the same vein. Evolutionist Christians like me, believe that God infact did evolve us from other species, but somewhere along the line humans fell out of God's grace as did Adam and Eve. Thank's to fundementalists, Christianity is now taken largely as a joke, because they push the idea that Genesis is accurate, instead of being a poetic, artistic parable on the creation of the world. Evolution is a fact, and in no way threatens the Bibles truth. Fundamentalist preacher's need examine this.
Preacher- "Genesis is 100% accurate. Evolution is a lie..."

Educated Christian- "That's just not true...praise be to God for showing us the truth in science!"
by HappyGilmore September 12, 2006
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a racist, toxic community that enforces and manipulates their notions onto other individuals; spreading misinformation to believe
"There goes the genshin impact fandom being racist again."
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1. Stop fucking all the foreigners ; you're being a Genesta!
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by Nicesta April 11, 2008
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oh my geesh!

an exclamation that is used when you are shocked, delighted...or well anything!
like oh my god, but its not blasphemy lol!
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genesy

the girl who drinks alot of Hennessy. normally a drunk addict.
man:look at that girl.
other man: man she is soooo wasted.
man: i bet her name is genesy

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Ganeshing

A sexual act during which a man puts his head inside a woman's vagina, and she contracts around his throat in surprise or fear, causing him to flail about in panic.
Man: ''are you easy?"
Girl: "I always Ganesh on the 3rd date!"

Man 1 to Man 2 and Girl: Fancy double Ganeshing?'
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Ganesh

A boy who calls your family and you gay and tgay every second of everyday and also overuses the phrase “Why you bully me”. He calls people mentally retarded and is a string bean of a boy. Very bad boi
It’s Ganesh!

Run!!!!!!!!!
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